I’m a firm believer in fundamental human rights. One of them happens to be the suitable to enjoy the film of your selecting in a theater in no matter fashion fits you. Want to spend $6 on a mediocre hotdog? Rock on, brotha. Want to sneak a Big Mac worth meal in by forcing your girlfriend to hold the biggest purse she owns? Cool with me. Even for those who really feel the necessity to put on a helmet and elbow pads to totally benefit from the extreme particular results of a Michael Bay or Nora Ephron film, I say, celebrate your freedom! However, you cross a line when your asinine behavior begins to infringe on my means to soak up the majesty of the function movie for which I even have purchased a ticket.

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